|You want death with that?
||[Aug. 9th, 2004|02:53 pm]
So.. I was just waiting in line at McDonalds to see if I can get me some Double Cheeseburgers and this ninja starts flipping out because his fries were cold.|
He jumped over the counter and sliced the cashier RIGHT IN FUCKIN HALF!
I was like "HOLY FUCK A FUCKING NINJA!! AWESOME!!"
Then everyone else was like... "YOU SICK FUCK! HE JUST KILLED THAT POOR CASHIER!"
I was like "I KNOW! ISNT THAT AWESOME?!"
After he sliced that cashier like he was a turkey, he darted over to the ice cream machine, picked it up, and threw it at at senior citizen that was walking into the lobby. Totally awesome. He then ran into the crew room and tossed shurikens all over the place, impaling all these people. JUST BECAUSE HE WAS PISSED!
He noticd the store manager trying to escape through the back door. He flew (literally) over to her and kicked her in the back of the head. She did 15 flips in the air and the desintegrated before she hit the ground.
After that... he just walked out... but not before taking four BigMacs with him.