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You want death with that? [Aug. 9th, 2004|02:53 pm]
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[master_brodie]
So.. I was just waiting in line at McDonalds to see if I can get me some Double Cheeseburgers and this ninja starts flipping out because his fries were cold.
He jumped over the counter and sliced the cashier RIGHT IN FUCKIN HALF!
I was like "HOLY FUCK A FUCKING NINJA!! AWESOME!!"
Then everyone else was like... "YOU SICK FUCK! HE JUST KILLED THAT POOR CASHIER!"
I was like "I KNOW! ISNT THAT AWESOME?!"

After he sliced that cashier like he was a turkey, he darted over to the ice cream machine, picked it up, and threw it at at senior citizen that was walking into the lobby. Totally awesome. He then ran into the crew room and tossed shurikens all over the place, impaling all these people. JUST BECAUSE HE WAS PISSED!

He noticd the store manager trying to escape through the back door. He flew (literally) over to her and kicked her in the back of the head. She did 15 flips in the air and the desintegrated before she hit the ground.

After that... he just walked out... but not before taking four BigMacs with him.
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[User Picture]From: psyope
2004-08-18 09:21 am (UTC)
you're gonna get in trouble for saying the f-word too much.
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[User Picture]From: master_brodie
2004-08-18 11:16 am (UTC)
Srry
But there was this ninja.

He was so awesome he made me drop the f bomb every other word.

Then he played his guitar.
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[User Picture]From: samuraiartguy
2004-10-24 03:07 pm (UTC)
After landing here after a odessey of Link > Link > Link > Link > and you know how THAT goes..

Anyway... Read this.. and started giggling like an idiot. After wiping my eyes, a thought did occur to me. Aren't you ninjaka supposed to be a little more low profile. Dude lost his Zen in a bit way. That sort of thing tends to attract attention.

A proper Master would just have stared down the cashier and commented "you have disappointed me." They would either get it right next time or commit seppuku.

Bazani...
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[User Picture]From: master_brodie
2004-10-24 03:17 pm (UTC)
*whistles*
Its obvious you dont know anything about ninjas.
All they do is flip out and kill ppl.
And they play the guitar, too. ELECTRIC GUITAR.
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