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yeah im a ninja. [Sep. 3rd, 2004|01:00 am]
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[peircekeaninja]
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hi im a ninja. a real ninja, with real swords, real nunchucks, real throwing stars and REAL ULTIMATE POWER (like the webpage yeah).

tonight i got in a battle with a stupid boy named louis because he didnt believe i was a REAL ninja. boy was he surprised when i totally kicked his butt to pizza hut and did a hardcore spin kick right into his face. and he was even more surprised when i started wailing on my red guitar emo songs by dashboard confessional becuase i knew it would make him so sad that he would cry and he would be embarassed even MORE by the ass kicking AND crying.

im a girl ninja by the way. the name peirce is kinda confusing so just to clear that up... and my last name is keaninja. so obviously im a real ninja.
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[User Picture]From: xsanzax
2004-09-05 10:18 pm (UTC)
well i dont really think ur a ninja but watever. um ya what type of sword do u have? the lenghth? the make? the model? um ya just wonderin bc i collect n i do train in kenjitsu n im also under the trainin of a master swordsman. ya i also have throwin knives that i can use as well as numchuks. but um ya if u really kicked his but u wouldnt post it on lj bc of the code n the fact that u wouldnt play ur g-tair at him. but watever please come chek my lj sometime id love to hear ur stories if they are true n all but ya.
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[User Picture]From: 9chambers
2004-11-16 01:58 pm (UTC)
no real ninja would play emo
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[User Picture]From: peircekeaninja
2004-11-16 08:22 pm (UTC)
real ninjas listen to whatever they want whenever they want douche nozzle.
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[User Picture]From: 9chambers
2004-11-17 05:56 am (UTC)
I think that's TOTAL BULLCRAP! Ninjas by definition are totally sweet. If you liten to emo then you lack total sweetness. You can't be a ninja and listen to whiney babies moaning about how some girl made them wet their pants. There are no wailing guitars in emo. Emo people don't flip out. When have you seen the dude from Dashboard Confessional do anything that would lead you to believe he could kick even a girl's ass? He'd just get a tear in his eye and pet a bunny until he wasn't upset anymore. That is not total sweetness.

Sorry, emo and ninjas are a contradiction in terms. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
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[User Picture]From: peircekeaninja
2004-11-17 08:22 pm (UTC)
you can THINK its total bullcrap all you want but that doesnt make it total bullcrap. the type of music you listen to doesnt define who you are as a ninja. besides im not a whiney boy crying, im a girl with fake boobs who kicks pirate ass all the time. i listen other things besides emo to get me pumped up like the bled for example. i dont even like dashboard, although the singer is hot. listening to emo and being a ninja are not contradictory, you questioning me however and pretending to be a ninja is...trust me, i know what im talking about.
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[User Picture]From: 9chambers
2004-11-19 06:24 am (UTC)
You're a girl? =)

Want to make out?
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[User Picture]From: peircekeaninja
2004-11-20 09:38 pm (UTC)
yeah okay. hahahaha
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[User Picture]From: 9chambers
2004-11-21 05:12 am (UTC)
*pops like 16 boners*
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[User Picture]From: ninja_honzo
2004-12-02 04:28 am (UTC)

Shall We Pork?

I just recently discovered I'm a totally sweet ninja with a boner the size of North Dakota. You can call me Stiffy. I love you. Do you have a dog? I bet you do.

Honzo (Sucky ass name, I know...I'm sorry. Drop kick me in the face till my chest explodes. Please?)
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[User Picture]From: peircekeaninja
2004-12-03 04:03 am (UTC)

Re: Shall We Pork?

hahaha i do have a dog actually.......how did you know.
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[User Picture]From: ninja_honzo
2004-12-03 04:21 am (UTC)

Re: Shall We Pork?

Dogs are badass so I figured you had one.
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[User Picture]From: peircekeaninja
2004-12-03 04:43 am (UTC)

Re: Shall We Pork?

my dogs name is bosco hes a boy. haha
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[User Picture]From: ninja_honzo
2004-12-05 06:15 am (UTC)

Re: Shall We Pork?

Okeh dokeh.
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