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(no subject) [Jun. 11th, 2004|03:17 pm]
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superduperninja
i love ninjas. some people think that ninjas are beings who just fight at every opportunity and kill for the sake of killing, but mind you, they are not. ninjas will spend months following you around analyzing your every move and word. then they will come to your house disguised as a salesman and while trying to persuade you to buy their product, they will be analyzing your home, your walls, your floor, your ceiling, your furniture, everything. later that night when you are asleep, the ninja will come back and will hide somewhere in your house that you did not even realize existed. they will find a loose floorboard or a nook or cranny in a wall that they could disappear into. then, when you least expect it after weeks of them hiding in there, they will take a ninja star out of their belt pocket and throw it frisbee style so it hits you right on your throat. instant death.


from,
a ninja
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2004|11:53 am]
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master_brodie
This one time... I saw this ninja... and he totally farted and leveled five city blocks.
Then he flew away and kicked an old lady in the face. FOR NO REASON.
It owned.
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2004|09:05 am]
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ninjolita
the sheer stealth and agility that a ninja
possesses is enough to make me wet my pants.

no one loves ninjas more than i do.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Mar. 19th, 2004|11:32 pm]
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psyope
[mood |Pumped Up]

I'm so pumped up right now I can't even move.

I just got a Bruce Lee DVD and watched like 3 hours of his movies, and there was this one movie with Dragon Lee and this part where this babe was being harassed by like 7 pirates with swords and hats and everything, so Dragon Lee comes out of nowhere and promptly kicks their butts and even flies through the air while kicking 3 at the same time, then saves the babe. I FFwd through some talking until Dragon was walking through the woods and these goons just pop up from under some leaves, so Dragon kicks their butts as well, and even takes their own weapons and kills them with them. Sometimes when he's not being attacked, he jumps and twitches because he's so mega pumped he can't even control himself. I love cheap ninja DVDs.
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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2004|02:26 pm]
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lone_warrior
Yes, I am a Samurai but only by name and weapon. My loyalty has always been where I original Karate teachings began, with the Ninja's. A Ninja has always learned that they are stronger in groups and lack some fighting skills due to that. A Samurai has to master all that the Ninja including mentally. (I have to study Confucius writing's and more before I can be graded for my dan three)Third degree of black. My loyalty to the way of the Ninja has gotten my punished on many occasions but a little blood is nothing. I am now a trainer of Ninja's with my old instructor. My teachings as a Samurai has added defense tactics. If the center allows me, the Katana and Sais will be added into the teachings. Although they were not meant to be used be Ninja's I believe they should know how to use them as a more knowledgeable attack against the Samurai's. Know they enemy better then you know yourself.

P.S. Remorseful I send my deepest regards. *bows* Oh and if you don't mind nineteen pieces is a lot... can my body stay in one for now. I kinda like it the way it is. You've got cool eyes too.
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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2004|11:17 pm]
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psyope
Oh...man. That ninja episode of South Park scored like an 8 on the tubulation meter. I would've given it a 10 but they spent way too much time worrying about Butters. And I didn't have to see Cartmans pee pee...
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2004|11:24 am]
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psyope
Why isn't anyone joining this community? Actually, why are people joining, but only "watching"? Join it and post, you n00bs. If you liked ninjas that much, you would. If you don't, you should be decapitated. It's an easy choice if you ask me...
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2004|12:16 am]
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psyope

Ninja Gaiden represents everything that could possibly have to do with being a ninja; cutting head off, flying, running on walls, moving so fast you can't be seen, KILLING samurai. omg, there's even a part where you find a scroll and it's like "To fufill your destiny is simple: Don't stop killing" or something like that, and I was like omg and jumped off a wall and flew in the air and threw ninja stars at everyone then cut their heads off. A samurai shot his puny bow at me so I blocked the arrows with my ninja steel and absorbed some glowing orbs and moved so fast I just blinked and the next thing you see is a headless samurai on the ground who VAPORIZES (really).

P.S. say hey to remorseful ....she has boobs and is NINJA. She'll cut you in half NINETEEN times before you hit the ground.

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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2004|06:25 pm]
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psyope
OK false alarm, but NG is FINALLY OUT!!! (omg) Blockbuster should have tomorrow so I'm gonna camp there again liek a n00b and when they open all the other kids that try to rent it = PWNED!
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(no subject) [Feb. 27th, 2004|10:56 am]
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psyope
Allright so today's the day. If Blockbuster doesn't have Ninja Gaiden for XBox at noon today, I'm gonna cut the heads off of everyone I see, then when everyone's dead I'll still be so pissed but will have no one left to kill so I'll kill myself again. It will be the ULTIMATE flip out. Once a similar thing happened when I tried to rent Mortal Kombat 2 for SNES a long time ago. They never had it so I flipped out and killed the whole town SINGLE HANDEDLY

Times are tough, there don't seem to be as many people as I thought who are truly devoted to ninjas on livejournal. The tubulation meter is at an all time low.

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